"Are you saying my kid's a liar?"
College Games
"Whoever guesses the cup the college tuition is under, gets it."
Like Mother Like Son
"It's been my biggest fear, Arthur, that you would turn into your mother."
Active Duty Moms
"Well, if it makes you feel any better, I'm called to active duty pretty much every day."
She Knows Best
"Hey, Mom, how about this one?"
Playing By The Rules
"Wash your hands, eat your peas, go to bed ... There's too much regulation!"
Last Words
"The last thing she said to me was, 'Would it kill you to apologize?'"
Wanting Too Much
"You ask an awful lot for a kid who leaves out day-old macaroons and 2-percent milk."
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